Archive for June, 2008

I Have Seen the Madness, and I am Scarred

Posted by jadecanary on June 30, 2008

When you are playing “The Coming of Galactus” and you find the Alliance is up 72-27 going into turn 6, you start to feel a little comfortable, right? Not when you enter the Asylum. Read the rest of this entry »


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THE AMERICAN WAY: Why Bother Drilling?

Posted by jadecanary on June 27, 2008

Mom and Dad are sitting in the living room watching CNN. They are watching Barack Obama making a speech about why America should not drill for oil off of the coast of Florida when little Billy walks into the room…

Obama: “…no short term benefits, since it would take at least ten years to get any oil.”

Little Billy stands there for a moment listening, then approaches his father.

Little Billy: “Daddy, why do I have to go to school?”

Dad: “Because you will receive a good education. Then you can get a great job and make lots of money so that we can retire.”

Little Billy: “Why bother? There are no short term benefits of my education, and I am not helping the family now.”

Dad: “Go to bed.”

Little Billy: “But isn’t that what Mr. Obama just said?”

Dad: “GO. TO. BED.”

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Posted by jadecanary on June 26, 2008


This is a knock-out tournament. You lose, you are out. Golden Age constructed, The Secret Society and Underworld are Banned, as well as MOR-207: Overpowered. MUN cards are not legal.

here’s the kicker: If you win, you don’t shuffle your KO pile and RFG cards back into your deck. They remain in those zones throughout the tournament. Like the villians trapped on the prision planet in the Salvation Run mini-series, you have what you came with, you use it, you lose it, and if you lose, you die.

The winner will get the hobby league top prize. There is no entrance fee.

EDIT: I was thinking about it while delivering the mail today. In wrap up, if it is determined that you have won the game, you must put each face-up non-ongoing Plot Twist in your resource row into your KO pile. This keeps with the theme of Salvation Run.

Originally posted June 23 on the Arkham Asylum Forum (for the Emerald City Hobby League).
Reports tomorrow!

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A conversation between me and my 23 month old son…

Posted by jadecanary on June 26, 2008

Kal: Wii?
Ster: No.
Kal: Wii!?
Ster: No.
Kal: Wiiiiii!?
Ster: Nooooo.
Kal: wii??
Ster: Y’know you got in trouble today. No Wii.
Kal: >whine<
Kal: >tries to pull down pants<  Da!?
Ster: You gotta potty? Let’s go.

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Catching Up on the Countdown…

Posted by jadecanary on June 25, 2008

Things have been a little busy here in the Fortress of Steritude. So without further ado… Read the rest of this entry »

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